Looking for an outfit to wear to the shore this summer? Not sure how to be socially acceptable and evil all at once?
Say goodbye to the days of being fashionably dressed and then slinking off in ugly clothes to play the harlot — today’s busy women of the world can be fashionable and destructive at the same time, by wearing the summer’s hottest multitasking beachwear!
Be comfortable at the beach while tearing apart the fabric of decency and morality in America!
Show your tanned curves while seducing every man within a mile radius!
Wear a swimsuit that actually fits while tearing apart marriages!
Expose your pale skin to the sun and soak up vitamin d while exposing young children to the horrors of skin!
Save money on a cute swimsuit while selling your soul for temporal pleasure!
You can do all of this just by wearing what women have worn on the beach for sixty years, and the beauty of the bikini is, it will never lose it’s power to shock and seduce because it isn’t like men could get accustomed to a swimsuit that existed before their fathers were born.
Bikinis – the new power suit for the licentious woman with a busy schedule.